"As a child i saw:
Cinderella arrived home after midnight,
Pinocchio told lies,
Aladdin was a thief,
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour,
Tarzan who ran around almost naked,
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men,
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos,
Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance,
and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies."